Kim Jong Il and my Lil' Bro

Anyone who knows my brother knows that his sense of sarcasm is bigger than mine, and one person he absolutely loved to talk about was the dearly departed Kim Jong Il. The first thing I thought when I heard the sad news of KJI's death was "oh no...Nathan is gonna be so upset." The second thing I thought is that we are going to have to find another megalomaniac to make fun of, because my brother and I only communicate through sarcastic emails and g-chat. The following was written by my brother as a tribute to his favorite dictator:

"Fake fur and real fur and jewelry and Jet Skis,

Crystal and Segways and bubbly and Caddies,
Race cars and leather and plasma TVs --
These are a few of Kim's favorite things."

As I am sure most of you know by now, Peerless Leader (Kim Jong Il to you unpatriotic vermin) has left us.  It is a sad day for Korea, and therefore the World. People are reported to be convulsing with sadness and despair in the streets of Pyongyang (but it could just be hunger pains).  In his short time here on Earth and 17 years as Supreme Leader of North Korea, Glorious General Who Descended From Heaven composed six of the greatest operas ever written, shot a 38 under par on his first round of golf (including 5 holes in one), and was the best internet expert to ever live... except for Al Gore. Duh. You can thank Ever-Victorious, Iron-Willed Commander for delicacies you enjoy on a day-to-day basis like the Gogigyeopbbang, or double bread with meat as many of you know it. Highest Incarnation of the Revolutionary Comradely Love invented the gogigyeopbbang as a way of providing fun, quality food to the many university students in North Korea and around the world. I think it is safe to say that the world is a sadder and ronerier place without our Leader of the Party and the People. Im So Lonely...

Rest in Peace KJ. There is truly no one who can entertain like you did...unless Rick Perry gets elected.